WordPress database error: [Table 'wp_posts' is marked as crashed and should be repaired]
SELECT SQL_CALC_FOUND_ROWS wp_posts.* FROM wp_posts WHERE 1=1 AND 0=1 AND (post_type = 'post' AND (post_status = 'publish')) ORDER BY post_date DESC LIMIT 0, 10

WordPress database error: [Table 'wp_posts' is marked as crashed and should be repaired]
SELECT SQL_CALC_FOUND_ROWS wp_posts.* FROM wp_posts WHERE 1=1 AND (post_type = 'post' AND (post_status = 'publish')) ORDER BY post_date DESC LIMIT 0, 10

If you're seeing this, it's time to go slap somebody.

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